Pep Up with Wisconsin Kraut Sticker

Dis stuff is no joke, it can clear a room faster dan a cow in a tornado! Our German ancestors been munchin' on dis stuff since da 1600s, and when dey came to Wisconsin, dey started slingin' it with der sausages. But it was da Irish who really put us on da map as da kraut capital of da world. Up der in Bear Creek, dey have a three-day festival dedicated to it, with kraut salad, kraut cupcakes, and heck, even kraut ice cream! It's not just fer yer grandfolks anymore. dontcha worry, it's packed with fiber, vitamins 'n minerals, and it's gut-friendly, dontcha know?