Second Salem, Whitewater, WISC Adult Crewneck Sweatshirt

We's gunna step inta da world of da supernatural fer dis one. Submitted fer da approval of da Wisconsin Midnight Society, dis tale is 'bout Second Salem, Whitewater. A city wit more chills dan a blizzard over Lake Winnebago. Da center of da city holds tree haunted cemeteries sittin’ in a perfect isosceles triangle, da Witches Triangle. Inside? Da ole Starin Park Water Tower, fenced 'n ta “hold da witches”. Da same witches dat left behind da "Witches Book"—word is if ya read it, ya don’t check it out, it checks you out. Da Morris Pratt Institute fer Spiritualism, a whole school built fer chattin’ wit da dead, was built 'n da very center. Now, folks say temps drop at one cemetery, axe-tottin' Mary Worth floats around another, chairs dance at university 'n dis ole B&B’s got ghost kids runnin’ da halls. Oh 'n don’t forget—da poor fisherman who's boat got flipped by a monster 'n Whitewater Lake. So yah, welcome ta Whitewater: da “Mecca of Modern Spiritualism,” where yer cheese curds squeak... 'n so do da ghosts.