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Second Salem, Whitewater, WISC Youth Tee

Second Salem, Whitewater, WISC Youth Tee

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We's gunna step inta da world of da supernatural fer dis one. Submitted fer da approval of da Wisconsin Midnight Society, dis tale is 'bout Second Salem, Whitewater. A city wit more chills dan a blizzard over Lake Winnebago. Da center of da city holds tree haunted cemeteries sittin’ in a perfect isosceles triangle, da Witches Triangle. Inside? Da ole Starin Park Water Tower, fenced 'n ta “hold da witches”. Da same witches dat left behind da "Witches Book"—word is if ya read it, ya don’t check it out, it checks you out. Da Morris Pratt Institute fer Spiritualism, a whole school built fer chattin’ wit da dead, was built 'n da very center. Now, folks say temps drop at one cemetery, axe-tottin' Mary Worth floats around another, chairs dance at university 'n dis ole B&B’s got ghost kids runnin’ da halls. Oh 'n don’t forget—da poor fisherman who's boat got flipped by a monster 'n Whitewater Lake. So yah, welcome ta Whitewater: da “Mecca of Modern Spiritualism,” where yer cheese curds squeak... 'n so do da ghosts.

Materials

100% No Sweatshops & Eco-Friendly.

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

  • 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
  • Retail fit
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size

Dimensions

All measurements in the table refer to product dimensions

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors
  • Only non-chlorine bleach
  • Tumble dry low
  • Medium iron
  • Do not iron decorate
  • Do not dry clean

Sustainability

If you aren't completely happy with your purchase, we will exchange it free of charge, that's the Midwestern way.

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