Wisconsin Roy, The Raider from the Rock River Toddler Tee

Yah, you betcha, dis is a tale worth tellin'! None other dan da inspiration behind Indiana Jones himself, ya betcha! Born 'n raised right der in Beloit, Roy started his explorations right in our own backyard along the mighty Rock River, honin' his hunting 'n gatherin' skills ya know. Roy had da wanderlust, I tell ya. He traveled 'round da world, from da East Indies to da Arctic, even all da way to China and Mongolia. Goin' up against armed attackers, snakes 'n even sharks tottin' a six-shooter and a cowboy hat, just like da movies. What was he lookin' fer? Fossils, my friend, fossils! I heard dat he was da very first person ta discover dinosaur eggs, and he's even gotta dinosaur named after him, da Andrewsarchus, ain't dat somethin'? Roy had a motto, ya know, he'd say, "Always der has been adventure just around da corner, and da world is still full of corners." Ain't dat the sometin'?